Is it still Halal after this?
US Intelligence is flying drones all over the troublesome parts of the Middle East but captured some unexpected sights.
In the Most Expensive Porn Films Ever, they caught some guys in Afghanistan getting frisky with their livestock.
There are just so many questions…
Q: Why do these guys wear robes?
A: Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
How broken do you have to be to find a sheep attractive?
What in the HELL is wrong with these people?
Maybe it gets lonely up there watching the animals — and turning to each other for *ahem* ‘comfort’ would mean a drop off a building or, well, turning to each other. Both very unsettling possibilities.
So, Hajji does the ‘natural’ thing — what else is alive and smells like a goat?
Because beastiality is okay in Islam?!?
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Video #1: The Sheep Orgy
Are they wives or just a good time?
What is so unbelievably disturbing about this video is that there appear to be three men there and two of them are taking turns shagging a sheep (possibly goat) and it’s all so very ‘Ho-hum’ like it’s normal.
Is this a regular activity?
Or is just that Mohammed and Mohammed over there are ‘inclined’ that way and the other guy is just kinda, ‘Meh. Whatevs. Is it Tuesday already?’ Does the donkey even know he’s there?
Video #2: Sexy Time With A Donkey
Those Religion of Peace folks certainly have some